Become a Board Certified Unicorn

The American Board of Unicorns, LLC is pleased to offer board certification in the field of being a unicorn. There is no examination. There is no training requirement. There is no demonstrated equine-mystical ability of any kind. That is the point.

“Board certified” is not a protected term. Anyone may form a business entity and have it issue certificates — so we did. Your certificate will be entirely genuine, issued by a real Arizona LLC, and it will mean nothing whatsoever. Unless a provider gives you the full name of their certifying board, you cannot tell a rigorous certification from this one.